Rectal Holocaust

 I am finally done with this semester from hell!  I took my last final yesterday & I am stoked to finally be done with horrendous Microbiology.  I actually was able to pick up a book that didn't have to deal with anatomy or fecal oral diseases & bacteria.  Don't get me wrong, I love that stuff, but now I will be able to enjoy other stuff for about a month. I still had some lingering guilt that I wasn't studying while I was reading my book.  That will soon pass.

At work today my boss & I went to 7-11 on Watt avenue & saw something so sad.  They were tearing down The Regency Theater.  It was a porno theater.  Inca & I went there with two of our guy friends Christmas of 1993 when we turned 18. We saw "Lethal Lolita".  There was a guy who brought in a hooker who was blowing him right in the theater.  Good times....

Today I was emailing Drummergirl about how I was going to learn how to make Tamales this weekend with my aunt.  She was thinking how she would be able to make vegetarian ones for Mr. Drummergirl.  She said that she would probably use tofu crumbles instead of meat.  I had a flash back of when I used those crumbles to make vegetarian chili and it gave me HORRIBLE gas & poops.  I was describing to her the horridness and came up with a few colorful phrases that I need to jot down now before I forget them...

"Giving birth to Satan from my large intestine"

"Rectal Holocaust"

"Fecal atrocity" 

Some of my favorites...

Drummergirl wanted me to post my list of my favorite albums (so far) because my cousin & I were emailing about it today.  This list is far from complete as I was only able to scroll through my Ipod and pick and choose and I didn't include any classics, like Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Cat Stevens, Prince and many others because how can you choose just one of their albums? Especially RUSH!  So my list is basically contemporary artists with a few exceptions.  I know that I am missing a bunch of stuff...  I will commit myself to naming my all time favorite, Jeff Buckley's "Grace".  The greatest album EVER!!!! 

PS.  Don't you just love Alex Lifeson's moose knuckle!!!  Made you look!  Remind me to reminisce about the time we went to see RUSH... Hilarious! 

Badmotorfinger- Soundgarden

Boys for Pele- Tori Amos

Breath from Another- Esthero

Comfort Woman-Me’Shell

Album of the Year- Faith no More

Disintegration- Cure

Doggystyle- Snoop

Elephant- The White Stripes

The Eraser- Thom Yorke

Extraordinary Machine- Fiona Apple

Forever Blue- Chris Isaak

The Fragile- NIN

Grace- Jeff Buckley

Here be Monsters- Ed Harcourt

All Radiohead ( I really can’t choose just one)

Mama’s Gun- Erykah Badu

Maxinquaye- Tricky

Mer De Noms- A perfect Circle

Mezzanine- Massive Attack

Midnight Marauders- A tribe called quest

Mr. Bungle- Mr. Bungle

Music to make love to your old lady by- lovage

Naked baby photos- ben folds five

The Night- Morphine

The Notorious KIM- Lil kim

Now- Maxwell

Oh, inverted world- the shins

Older- George Michael

On the Jungle floor- Van Hunt

Orange- Jon Spencer Blues Explosion

Parachutes- Coldplay

Paul’s Boutique- Beastie Boys

Post- Bjork

Poses- Rufus Wainwright

The Queen is Dead- The Smiths

Queen of the Meadow- Elysian Fields

Queens of the Stoneage- Queens of the Stoneage

Reachin’- Digable Planets

Reading, Writing, and arithmetic- The Sundays

Rid of Me- PJ Harvey

She Hangs Brightly- Mazzy Star

The Southern Harmony…-Black Crowes

The Trinity Sessions- Cowboy Junkies

The Teaches of Peaches- Peaches

Turn on the Bright lights-Interpol

Undertow- Tool

Violator- Depeche Mode

Violent Femmes- Violent Femmes

Voodoo- D’Angelo

Vulgar Display of Power- Pantera

Walking Wounded- Everything but the Girl

Way to Blue- Nick Drake

White Ladder- David Gray

Who is Jill Scott- Jill Scott

World Clique- Deee-lite

XO- Elliot Smith

3 years, 5 months… -Arrested Development

13 Songs- Fugazi

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