"Well are you sure you've never stuck your d*ck in some guys a**hole?"

Yes, these are the times that we live in now where you have to ask that specifically. Let me start over fresh; a good friend of mine was in the beginnings of a relationship with a new guy. Now they had the "s*x talk". You know the one where you talk about your s*xual past because you are starting a new relationship & stuff like that is important. Well homie "forgot" to divulge that he had stuck in d*ck in some guys butthole a year ago. She found out from the guy who received said sausage, in passing. He was a friend of a friend. Sac is a small town, people. Secrets are hard to keep here. Just tell the truth. Now she wasn’t freaking out about the past “experimentation” (which was more than once btw), but the fact that he didn’t tell her. HELLO!! I am freaked that now I have to specifically ask a potential mate after we’ve had the “big talk”; “oh, by the way, have you ever stuck your c*ck in any guy’s a**, mouth or anywhere else on a man in a sexual manner?” and “Have you ever received a man schlong in any orifice of your own?”