Ode to lactose intolerance Whitesnake style!

This morning I was craving chocolate milk like a mo-fo. Now, I despise milk. Even as a child, I hated it. Every once in a while I get a mad craving for it. So this morning I went & got a little bottle of it & drank it. Very Delicious, but I am paying for it now. I am totally lactose intolerant and now I am gassy & poopie. Earlier today I went outside & they are doing construction on the building behind us & the construction workers were BLASTING Whitesnake. Totally ruled! So as I am working I am changing the lyrics to "Here I go again" to suit my tummy woes.... Drummergirl was slightly mortified, but thought it was funny none the less, so I thought I'd share. Enjoy!

I dont know where Im pooping

But, I sure know where Ive pooped

Hanging on the dingle berries In the butts of yesterday

And Ive made up my mind,

I aint wasting no more time

But, here I go #2 again

Here I go #2 again

Tho I keep searching for a toilet,

I never seem to find the pot Im looking for

Oh lord, I pray You give me strength to hold it in,

cos I like to read In the lonely stall of dreams

And here I go again #2 on my own

Goin down to the only pot Ive ever known,

Like a hot chick I was born to dook alone

And Ive made up my mind

I aint wasting no more time

Im just another butt in need of rescue,

Waiting on releases sweet charity

And Im gonna hold it in

For the rest of my days,

cos I know what it means

To poop along the lonely bathroom of dreams

And here I go #2 again on my own

Goin down the only stall Ive ever known,

With a shy sphincter I was born to poop alone

And Ive made up my mind

I aint wasting no more time

But, here I go again #2,

Here I go again #2,

Here I go again #2,

Here I go...