Ode to lactose intolerance Whitesnake style!

This morning I was craving chocolate milk like a mo-fo. Now, I despise milk. Even as a child, I hated it. Every once in a while I get a mad craving for it. So this morning I went & got a little bottle of it & drank it. Very Delicious, but I am paying for it now. I am totally lactose intolerant and now I am gassy & poopie. Earlier today I went outside & they are doing construction on the building behind us & the construction workers were BLASTING Whitesnake. Totally ruled! So as I am working I am changing the lyrics to "Here I go again" to suit my tummy woes.... Drummergirl was slightly mortified, but thought it was funny none the less, so I thought I'd share. Enjoy!

I dont know where Im pooping

But, I sure know where Ive pooped

Hanging on the dingle berries In the butts of yesterday

And Ive made up my mind,

I aint wasting no more time

But, here I go #2 again

Here I go #2 again

Tho I keep searching for a toilet,

I never seem to find the pot Im looking for

Oh lord, I pray You give me strength to hold it in,

cos I like to read In the lonely stall of dreams

And here I go again #2 on my own

Goin down to the only pot Ive ever known,

Like a hot chick I was born to dook alone

And Ive made up my mind

I aint wasting no more time

Im just another butt in need of rescue,

Waiting on releases sweet charity

And Im gonna hold it in

For the rest of my days,

cos I know what it means

To poop along the lonely bathroom of dreams

And here I go #2 again on my own

Goin down the only stall Ive ever known,

With a shy sphincter I was born to poop alone

And Ive made up my mind

I aint wasting no more time

But, here I go again #2,

Here I go again #2,

Here I go again #2,

Here I go...

Mr. Monkey Beans, Lots of Biology,Greek Stuff & A Lizard

Sunday was Beastos's 4th birthday. We held a party at Funderland. He had a great time. I can't believe my little Monkey Beans is 4! It's also Gary the one eyed cat's birthday too. I adopted him a month after the Beast was born. Both of my babies are 4!

School started yesterday. I barely got into my Microbiology class. I was the last person that was allowed to add. I got very lucky. phew. I have Microbiology & Bio 100 (which is a beginning anatomy/physiology). I am going to have lots and lots of fun. I will probably not see the sun until December. I am really worried about this semester because it is going to be sooo difficult & I have to get at least a "B" in Micro to qualify for the nursing program & if I can't get a "B" or better, I can't take it in another school here. I have to go outside the district. Ugh... I will have faith & study until I am just a brain with a cigarette sticking out of it. Have I mentioned that I hate taking classes during the day? I hate most young adults. Yesterday I was walking to my car & there were 2 Asian girls walking and behind them was a group of black guys yelling "Me love you long time" at them over and over. The girls tried to walk faster to get away from them. I hate teenagers. I wish I could take Micro at night but the instructor I need only teaches during the morning. Oh well gotta stick with it.

Oh, this weekend is the Greek Food Festival. If you live in the Sac town region, you should check it out.

Funny thing happened this weekend... I went with Mr. & Mrs. Drummergirl to check out the Ironworks lofts in W. Sac because they are thinking about buying there in the next couple of years. So we get there & I am talking to the realtor guy about taxes, bonds, melo rooses, flood zones & low income housing locations within the neighborhood. You know all the grown up stuff one might think of asking when talking with a realtor guy. Well, I was trying and succeeding in sounding smart & adult like until we went outside to check out the model lofts. As we were walking, a little lizard runs across the path & both Drummergirl & I (in unison) pointed like we were 5 years olds yelled "LIZARDDDDD" and then we both giggled. So much for trying to seem like a grown up....

Yesh I am...

I took my summer school final yesterday & I got an "A" so that means I got a nice strong "A" in the class. So far, 3 semesters with straight "A's". Not to bad for an old gal like me!