Goddamn tree & thoughts about Elton John...

A couple of weeks ago I was at Greeky's apartment & he woke me up early in the morning to tell me that a huge branch fell on my car. I run outside & thank gawd there was only scratches & a couple of dents on my car. No broken windows which is amazing because this branch was about 15 feet long & about 80 lbs. Well I go over to Greeky's on Friday night & park in front of his apartment under the poltergist tree but pull forward so I am not directly under the damn thing. I get my overnight bag outta my trunk & head to Greeky's. I get to Greekys apartment & he is heading outside to take the trash out or something & he comes back & about 5 minutes have passed since I've gotten there & he tells me that "a branch fell on your car again"...... What the fruit! I run outside & yes the f*cking tree has dropped another HUGE branch on my car, but this time since I pulled up a little past the tree, it just tagged my trunk. No broken glass, but more dents & scratches. Why does the tree hate me so?

On a completely different note, I got to burn Elton Johns greatest hits to my ipod. Man do I loves me some Elton John. I forgot how much I dug his old stuff. I'm talking "Tiny Dancer", "Rocketman", "Levon", "Your song" & "Daniel". I must look like a complete tard in my car singing "Levon" at the top of my lungs like my life depended on it.

What are some of your guilty music loves? I am curious to see what abominations are rocked out to in secret...

Stay tuned after these messages....

It's been a while since I've written so I just wanted to tell everyone to still stay tuned in because I'll be writing bunches in September & on when I am in Europe. Right now I am really busy with work because I only have 3 weeks left (yay!) so my blogging will be scarce until I get to Europe, but stay tuned!!!

Kissing Cousins.

Well, Greeky & I are doing really good. He finally met Mockula & Drummergirl this weekend & they give their approval. He's meet my mom & bro & they dig him. He's meeting the rest of my family this weekend. I hope he doesn't try the "we're kissing cousins" joke which consists of him telling people that "we're cousins, kissing cousins" & then sticking his tongue down my throat. While it is funny with pals, my grandma & Papou might not find it so funny....

I have pretty much accepted that Kiki doesn't like him & probably never will. I think she'll feel better once I am on the plane going on my trip. No matter how many times I reassure her that I am indeed still going on my trip, she still thinks that I am going to stay to be with Greeky. I am not. It'll be hard to be away from him, but it's only for a few months.

I put in my resignation at work last week & that kinda freaked me out, but I feel liberated. I have a month & a day from today. It'll give me a good month to get my stuff in order & move out of my apartment before I leave.

I came here to drink some beer & kick some a**....

Well, as most of you know, I am a tax collector & work with the general public. I am hated being the bearer of bad news even before people talk to me, so I try to lessen the blow of having to pay taxes by usually being nice & sympathetic. Today some beyatch comes into our office & starts complaining & wants to see the supervisor, which is me. Well, this snatch is angry over paying $1.75. I explain why she has to pay the money & she keeps on arguing & getting more & more forcefully & ghetto trying to intimidate me into giving her the info for free. Well, a couple of weeks ago, I started taking the pill. Now the pill either makes me cry or want to kick some a**. Today it was the later. I should've just let it roll off me, but the skank kept on & on until I had to get ghetto on her a** too. The whole time I was saying in my mind; "B*tch, go on, hit me". I was hoping she would hit me so I could take her down. I am not a violent person, but damn. Drummergirl thinks it's because Lil Kim got outta jail today.