A couple of weeks ago I was at Greeky's apartment & he woke me up early in the morning to tell me that a huge branch fell on my car. I run outside & thank gawd there was only scratches & a couple of dents on my car. No broken windows which is amazing because this branch was about 15 feet long & about 80 lbs. Well I go over to Greeky's on Friday night & park in front of his apartment under the poltergist tree but pull forward so I am not directly under the damn thing. I get my overnight bag outta my trunk & head to Greeky's. I get to Greekys apartment & he is heading outside to take the trash out or something & he comes back & about 5 minutes have passed since I've gotten there & he tells me that "a branch fell on your car again"...... What the fruit! I run outside & yes the f*cking tree has dropped another HUGE branch on my car, but this time since I pulled up a little past the tree, it just tagged my trunk. No broken glass, but more dents & scratches. Why does the tree hate me so?
On a completely different note, I got to burn Elton Johns greatest hits to my ipod. Man do I loves me some Elton John. I forgot how much I dug his old stuff. I'm talking "Tiny Dancer", "Rocketman", "Levon", "Your song" & "Daniel". I must look like a complete tard in my car singing "Levon" at the top of my lungs like my life depended on it.
What are some of your guilty music loves? I am curious to see what abominations are rocked out to in secret...
Big kid update
3 years ago
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It doesn't get any gayer than my fondness of Vanessa Carlton music. Well, maybe some of the country music that I like might be even gayer.
Def Leppard. Wanna get rocked?
Maybe you should park the car, like, down the street, away from the tree and the house! I mean, seriously, what next? Flat tires? Busted motor? Sheesh...
Steely Dan, the really poppy stuff like 'Reeling in the Years' & 'Peg'. What neighborhood is the psycho tree in? If we are talking about Arden then duh, everything that cannot leave there goes insane.
-portland
My truly guilty musical pleasure are Hall & Oats and Kenny Rogers.
His place is downtown & no, I no longer park anywhere near the tree of car death.
ps, Steely Dan RULES!!!!
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