Let the freaking begin!

Well, my kitties are all in their new foster homes. Billie is loving life at Kiki's even though I know as soon as I step on the plane, Kiki will be putting bonnets on her & making her belly dance. The boys are with my brother's baby mama & while technically I am not "homeless", my apartment has no furniture in it & I have 3 days to get the rest of my crap out & tweaker clean it. Then I am homeless. I leave in 2 weeks. So far my mom has cried twice while on the phone to me, she's worried but proud, and my going away party has been planned. On a less stressful note, I won $250 playing Black Jack at our local Indian casino. It was my first time playing it! The whole time, Kenny Rogers' "Gambler" was playing in my head & it was quite helpful. Only I did count my money while I was sitting at the table, only I did it when the dealing was done....

Let the euro whoring commence!

Well, Greeky & I are no more. It is for the best & I really don’t want to discuss the details as it is private. I am actually relieved that I won’t have any ties when I leave next month. Completely free! Sooooo….. (see above). Today is also my last day at work. Life is actually starting to look up!

Like Caine from Kung Fu, but with boobies & drunk and not helping people along the way.

That is how I am going to describe my quest. Just like the TV show, I will be writing about my quest hopefully several times a week. Not sure what I am looking for, but I will do my best to search every pub & beach for it. I am like Caine, except I won't be glowing, well maybe in Amsterdam. Stay tuned for the up and coming episode "Vomit in the strafe... Will Gynagirl find her hostel after multiple steins of beer during Oktoberfest in Munich"...