Tattoo = invitation to invade my personal space?

I can't believe the nerve of some people these days. I know I have tattoos & I know that people are curious. That is a good thing, but it's not an invitation to invade my personal space, lift up my shirt or sleeve and touch me. Seriously, perfect strangers think they have the right to come up to me, lift up my sleeve or shirt to check out my tattoos. They don't even ask they just invade. Then they touch them. I have one on my chest and a lady at the grocery store looked down my shirt to see it. It annoys me to no end. Also, fyi anytime someone sticks you with needles, it's gonna hurt so quit asking me if it hurt. Of course it hurts. There are little needles ripping my skin injecting ink into my body. Now it doesn't hurt me enough to make me stop, but yes it does hurt. Kinda like a sunburn while it is healing & it feels like cat scratches when they are inking me. ok, enough b*tching for today...

F*ck the pain away...

I love Peaches. She rules. I am so excited that I am finally going to be able to see her live! I am happy as a little girl. If any of you haven't heard Peaches, go out & listen to her right now.

Etiquette

There are certain things that I believe a large majority of gals hate & some that maybe just me;

1. Don’t push my head if I am giving you a “happy oral” unless you want me to vomit on you. It’s called a “gag reflex” boys. Don’t toy with it.

2. I can handle the boys & the big guy in my mouth, but not your fingers. That’s just gross. Don’t know why, but I think it’s because you open doors & touch more things with your hands than with the twig & berries.

3. This is probably me, but I really don’t like prolonged tongue kissing. A foreign tongue in my mouth for longs periods gross me out.

4. Boobie’s are meant for lovin’ not for tuggin’.

5. If I say “ouch”, it probably means you need to stop what you are doing. Don’t wait until I scream with pain & then ask “does this hurt?”

There are probably many others that I am missing, but I am pretty busy here at work. Guys, I know you probably have some gripes about the ladies. Please feel free to let us know so we can stop doing stuff that bugs you.

That's an "at home" activity

A male pal of mine just told me the funniest story that he is allowing me to share. He was in a public restroom getting ready to peepee. Here is the rest in his words; "you know how men pee, right? they take their manbits out over their pants & hang on to it. Well, my boys ended up resting on my thumb, so I sniffed it while I was whizzing. I guess I didn't notice the guy right next to me until I look over, thumb under my nose & see him looking at me with huge eyes & then he turned away really quick like he didn't see me sniff my thumb."