Rectal Holocaust

 I am finally done with this semester from hell!  I took my last final yesterday & I am stoked to finally be done with horrendous Microbiology.  I actually was able to pick up a book that didn't have to deal with anatomy or fecal oral diseases & bacteria.  Don't get me wrong, I love that stuff, but now I will be able to enjoy other stuff for about a month. I still had some lingering guilt that I wasn't studying while I was reading my book.  That will soon pass.

At work today my boss & I went to 7-11 on Watt avenue & saw something so sad.  They were tearing down The Regency Theater.  It was a porno theater.  Inca & I went there with two of our guy friends Christmas of 1993 when we turned 18. We saw "Lethal Lolita".  There was a guy who brought in a hooker who was blowing him right in the theater.  Good times....

Today I was emailing Drummergirl about how I was going to learn how to make Tamales this weekend with my aunt.  She was thinking how she would be able to make vegetarian ones for Mr. Drummergirl.  She said that she would probably use tofu crumbles instead of meat.  I had a flash back of when I used those crumbles to make vegetarian chili and it gave me HORRIBLE gas & poops.  I was describing to her the horridness and came up with a few colorful phrases that I need to jot down now before I forget them...

"Giving birth to Satan from my large intestine"

"Rectal Holocaust"

"Fecal atrocity"