Thank You!

I received notification that I had won a blogger award from another silly person who loves poop stories as much as I do! I am very thankful that I am able to share my warped sense of humor with another. He is witty and humorous as well... Check him out if you like.. http://umbrella24.blogspot.com/ I feel compelled to post my acceptance speech since I don't give very many & it insinuates that I eat babies & toddlers!

Now I know why there was a reason I was stretching my vagina to uncomfortable proportions. The universe works in mysterious ways. This is my lame attempt for an acceptance speech.

While baby meat is tender, babies are mostly made of water and make a good roast, but really, who has the time to make a roast these days? I changed my profession to help the world and to make a difference. I hope to visit 3rd world countries and help out the less fortunate as long as they keep their face flies away from me & don’t touch me with their diseased and germy poor hands. Seriously, I kid, I only use toddler meat for my carnitas and poor people are either going to die or reproduce more poor people so, why bother?

I am humbled and grateful for this award. I am also glad to find an other soul who isn’t easily offended, who appreciates a good old fashion dookie anecdote, Eazy-E references, and a hot pic of Alex Lifeson’s camel toe as much as I do. Thanks for the award! -Gynagirl