Monday, January 09, 2006

Email to & from Evil Betty concerning work stuff...

Gynagirl: Why does it make me giggle when I hear “You are a member of our staff”?

EvilBetty: because it's funny

GG: You must be an upstanding member of our unit…

EB: sometimes our unit can be difficult, but you can't find a better unit anywhere..
sometimes if feel our unit will never be overstaffed.

GG: If a member of our unit isn’t standing on their own, the other members feel the pressure to step up & fulfill our staffing obligations…

EB: keep a positive unit and the entire staff will be satisfied.

GG: You don’t want your staff growing soft on you so it is very important to handle each member in a professional but firm manner…

EB: I do believe you win...hands down

3 comments:

Count Mockula said...

You know, as a supervisor, it's your duty to remain stiff as a ramrod to avoid any hole in the morale.

Count Mockula said...

You must keep a firm grasp on staffing issues.

Murph said...

In order to keep your unit satisfied, you must....stroke the shaft?