The other day I was going potty & looked down & saw a white hair. I thought to myself "goddammit Billie". Billie has white fur & likes to lay on my clean laundry. So I went to pull it out of my venus fro & low and behold, it was connected to me. I got a grey pube. I'm only 30. It's not fair. I pulled the bastard out & called Kiki to cry to her.
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OMG...I dont even know what I would do if my pubes turned grey! So what are you gonna do about it?! Shave? Wax? Color?
My pubes aren't long enough to pull on. I keep them nice and trimmed, almost like someone's gonna see them.
I am not sure what I am going to do about them. We're not talking right now. I am giving them the silent treatment. I can tell you that I won't dye or wax them. I may just start trimming them.
Wow, that is pretty hardcore. Perhaps it wasn't grey, but rather a ... freak albino hair?
I am convinced that pubes do not turn gray (I am probably wrong on that, tho) and that Count is right and it was just a freak albino hair. At any rate, no point in cracking out the Nice'n Easy just yet.
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