Monday, January 23, 2006

I'M ALIVE

Sorry y'all, I had the stomach flu so I was p*ssing out of my arse & vomiting last week. I have a lot to catch up on for the next few days so I will write soon. Stay tuned for my love of my new Ipod nano, watching the 40 yr old virgin (funny) & I have a "You are so gay because your butthole has lips" & more tales of my butt...

2 comments:

Count Mockula said...

Oh my god, I'm so sorry, I didn't realize you were sick! I would have brought over Chik'n soup or something. the 40 Year Old Virgin cracked me up, too.
Gee, that reminds me of an old William Burroughs story: "Did I ever tell you about the guy who taught his asshole to talk?"

Suzanne said...

Cripes! The flu is bad news. Glad that you are feeling better. The 40 Year Old Virgin is really good stuff. Love the clinic scene.