Now I Know Why People Cut Themselves...

It is Monday.... I have been assigned a project here at work that no one has done since 2001... I know why no one has done it in 4 years... I am so fucking bored I could cut myself. If only the box cutters were cleaner. I am looking around franticly trying to think of a way to rig something so I can fake my own death by spontaneous combustion. I am seriously thinking about hurting myself some how so I can stop doing this.... Maybe a stapler mishap? Would I be willing to staple my finger? No, I play guitar. Usually I would say my leg would be a good contender, but I am going to New York in less than 2 weeks. If only I could remember which parts of my body would bleed the best with minimal effort....