Thoughts about the new Pope & my pubic hair

First off I think the new Pope is scary looking. I don't like his eyes. It's like he is playing the bad Pope in some horror flick. That out of the way, I found a 2 inch long pubic hair the other day. Odd... I of course am neurotic about stupid stuff & my pubes aren't as soft as I'd like them to be so I started to put leave in conditioner on it. I want ALL my hair soft.