Some little things that made me happy recently that I forgot to write about....
1. I got to feel a saline breast. On a woman. Feels like a water balloon. As I was squeezing her booby, I was squeezing mine & comparing. Then she grabbed mine & her's at the same time to compare also. I can cross that off my list of things to do before I die.
2. As many of you know, I ride public transit to work everyday instead of shelling out $120 to park at work every month. Public transit always has a special little something for me. Well, as I was waiting for my bus last week, there was a white guy who was retardedly special waiting also, but he was also talking mad shit & loudly like a gansta. That guy ruled.
3. On the bus there was a person that was sitting down but leaning forward with their heads on their arms on the seat in front of them. I am not sure if it was a man or woman because it had boobs, but also had a mullet. He/She was listening to some butt rock on a walkman & every once in a while would sit up & air drum for 20 seconds then put his/her head back down until the next drum solo. Precious....
Big kid update
3 years ago
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Dude, you know that if some guy had a fake set of balls, you'd be feeling them too. Which I was just telling my brother will be the new "IT" thing. Just watch, in 10 years, men will be getting testicle implants. Men will be walking around with gigantic nuts...
I know it may seem weird but I have actually felt both a fake boobie, and a fake nut. Oddly, Ricky was in a band with a guy who had had testicular cancer and had an implant, we all expressed curiousity over what a fake nut would feel like. I can tell you it feels much like a regular nut, squishy, and almost like a little ball of water within the sack.
I was disappointed by my fake boobie experience, too hard, or perhaps I am spoiled since I have such a spectacular rack!
Monkeygirl, I heart you! Man, now I need to add another thing to my list of things to do before I die... 101. Feel a fake nut....
And yes, you do have a spectacular rack, if I do say so myself....
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