Hey, it's Corky Kitty!

I have accepted the fact that I am a freak/retard magnet, but sometimes I just want to read my book or just not be bothered so I get pissy. Case in point, yesterday while I was waiting freak/retard central ie: my bus stop, this retarded girl comes up and asks me if the 45b has come by. I told her nicely that I wasn't sure. She leaves & comes back a minute later & asks the same question so I just ignore her. While this is going on, I am on my cell phone checking my messages & TMing the guy I blogged about on Monday. She tells me I have a nice phone & I thank her then she asks if she can use it... "No." I tell her. "Why?" she asks. I explain that I am in the middle of using it. She then asks if she can use it after I am done & I tell her "No", but by now I am pissy & abrupt. Then I just walk away from her. About 2 minutes go by & she comes up & asks if the 45b has come by. There is about 10 people at this stop waiting for various buses so I can't understand why she keeps bothering me, so I just walk away from her again & then my bus FINALLY gets there. When I get on the bus, there is a HUGE lady singing "After Midnight" really loud like she is crazy or really drunk. I find a seat far away from her & sit. I see a lady that I usually talk to & start speaking to her about her day when some little girl sitting in front of me stands on the chair, faces me & starts say "Hey..Hey...Hey..." at me as I am trying to have a conversation. I try to ignore her hoping the kids mother will make her shut the hell up & sit down correctly but her mom's a retard. I actually think she is literally a mentally handicapped person. The kid won't shut the hell up & tell her "Hey, I am talking here. It's rude to interrupt people while they are talking". Finally the tard mom yells at her & spanks her. So now there is a crazy drunk woman singing as loud as she can & a brat screaming. God I love public transportation. On a funny note, the tardmom started to stuff her kids into a stroller before we got to her stop & the bus driver kept on telling her that she can't put them in until she is off the bus but she just told him to mind his own business & not tell her what to do with her kids. He lets her off the bus & as she is try to get off the bus with a fully loaded stroller full of her tard offspring, it falls over face first & now her offspring is crying. The bus pulls away & the bus driver & I are laughing our asses off.

FYI, while I have no problem making fun of retarded people who annoy me, I do feel slightly guilty about making fun of a retard animals, unless it is a monkey because I fucking hate monkeys. I'd probably adopt the above retarded cat if I saw it out of pity. Hey, I adopted a cat with one eye because I felt bad for him. I love my little one eyed Gary....