Does anyone else other than Kiki & I think they are turning into dirty old ladies as we get older? Case in point, I saw an ad for the new movie "Jarhead" with Jake Gyllenhaal. I really like Jake. He's a cute & a great actor, but when I saw the ad for the movie, something stirred in my naughty bits. "Oh my" I thought to myself. Why do I have these utterly naughty thoughts going thru my head about sweet little Jake? Well, first of all, he looks so fricken hot it isn't funny. I called Kiki & told her that we HAVE to go & see this movie because Jake & many other young little hotties are running around in the desert with their shirts off in uniforms ripped as all shit doing war stuff.... Makes me feel like a dirty old lady, on the plus side, I have a new fantasy involving a long soldier girl named Gynagirl stuck out in the desert with her platoon of all hottie men because their truck breaking down. One thing leads to another & well you get my drift....
Oh, BTW I was so involved with my new yum yum fantasy that I forgot to ask if there was anyone else who wanted to go see this when it comes out. So far it's just Kiki & I....
Big kid update
3 years ago
6 comments:
If you said that you saw Michael Moore and your naughty bits got stirred, I would be worried.
Or if you said that a dude at the park who was walking a Great Dane came up to you and you could not stop staring at the Great Dane, I would be worried.
Don't worry, be normal! Dirty old women are perfectly normal. As a doctor, I have to tell you that such thoughts and feelings are COMPLETELY normal.
Go see the movie. Go watch Donnie Darko and Ray hit the sand.
Hey, I didn't see any mp3s on your website, or did I miss it? Gotta hear something!
Sorry man, the songs are actually on MySpace.
http://www.myspace.com/thegynas
--The Bassist.
Puzzy, I have a thing for penises. I love when they are dressed up, though. Don't we all? ;)
Isnt Jarhead the one where Jake is a gay cowboy? Or is that another? Anyways, yeah, have fun masturbating to young men cuz I know when I'm in my 40s Ima be masturbating to them young 20 year old gals...ewww, wait, that sounds so gross...never mind..dont ask, dont tell!
Tee hee, Gynagirl and I can do the gay cowboy dance! We learned it from a Madonna video!
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