What do you get when you cross a cheese grater, Michael Jackson's originals nose & asphalt?

I'm alive & on vicodin so I am a little loopy right now. The surgery went fine. My mom told me I freaked out when I was coming out off the anesthesia & they had to give me Demerol to calm me down. Other than that it went off without a hitch. It was odd in preop when I had to undress in the preop room with lots of people around me. I had a curtain, but it still felt weird taking off my panties while everyone was around. After the surgery, my nose was stuffed with gauze & about 3x's the normal size it usually is. It looked like Michael Jackson's original nose. I was worried that when they took the stuffing out, I would have a floppy nose. I also had gauze taped to my nostrils to catch all the blood n stuff that came out. It felt like I had a permanent icee headache & that they sliced open my nose & rubbed my face in asphalt. I told my mom that I think the doctor took a swing at me when I was under. No bruising or anything cool like that, just a huge stuffed leaky nose. I had to sleep sitting up for 4 days. I didn't get much sleep that way since I am a face down belly sleeper. Lost about 5 lbs from the stomach flu & eating nothing but soup & Jell-O. Now the pain has moved into cheese grater territory. It hurts to even think about my nose, but I can sniff through both nostrils, which is a first in many many years. The stuffing removal was one of the most painful things I have felt in my life. I get the splints out on Friday so that should be fun. Got a lot of catching up here at work, so I will write more latter.... Thanks for all the well wishing & a shout out to AJ. Glad you are back, buddy...