You know how you get a CD & you absolutely love it so much that you listen the hell out of it until you are so sick of it you don't want to see it? Well I just re-discovered one of my loves from the past. "Loveage. Music to make love to your old lady by". I haven't heard it in probably 2 years & this morning at 5:30 am I wanted something I haven't heard in a while & this popped out. I am glad because it's now 7 am & I am rocking it! Fucking fabulous CD. Jennifer Charles & Mike Patton (sigh). There is a fucking brilliant version of "Sex (I'm a)" You can't go wrong.
On a completely different note, I passed out on my couch last night at 7. I have been working lots of overtime at work & I fighting a cold so I was exhausted, plus I had to be here for more OT this morning at 6 am. My phone went off twice. Once from Kiki who left a message telling me about a $100 tip left by Greek people because she told them she had a adopted Greek family & dropped both my last name & my moms. The customers are actually my Noona's (Godmothers) family. Good to be Greek. When I waitressed, I got a $50 tip on a $20 bill. They were Greek also. Greeks are usually cheap bastards, but for their own, they aren't. Anyways, the other call was a text from TMG from last week. He text me "Hey"........ At 1:30 am... Hmmm Haven't talked to him, but I am thinking booty call? He used to call me when we were hanging out at the wee hours in the morning. I thought it was odd until Kiki told me he was probably trying to hook up a booty call... I didn't believe her ( I am naive) until I noticed that after I told him I was in bed with PBD he would usually get off the phone real quick. I wonder if last night was a booty call? Maybe he just wanted to talk... Very odd. I responded at 5:30 am this morning. We'll see if he responds...
7 comments:
Uhm, yeah, he "just wanted to talk" about getting up in your goodies. Gynagirl, a 1:30 a.m. text message means that the bar is closing for last call, so it's time for a booty call. Please listen to Semisonic's "Closing Time" for more info.
This has been a public service message from the naive support network. Now, back to your regularly scheduled drama.
I will admit that I am naive, but that I also don't understand the male species. Girls will call in the middle of night JUST to TALK. So thank you for speaking from the male team & clearing it up ;) Does it work both ways? Can a girl text a guy out of the blue for a booty call? Is it acceptable or is it just a guy thing? I am just warming up to the new dawn of "Gynagirl the whore" & since I've never really been through a slutty phase, I have a lot to learn.
UGH...no fair! I wish I was Greek...when your Mexican, you dont get no fancy shmancy tips...all you get is a connection to somewhere or something, and even then you still gotta pay some kind of fee...damn, we're so ghetto...
I think it's ok for a girl to text for some sex. Just don't lead the guy on, i'm sure he's sensitive and he might think that you like him and want to take the relationship to the next level.....just kidding.
DT, I am also Mexican. I never have to worry about paying for my lawn to get done. My grandma actually houses illegal aliens & they work for her neighbor's landscaping business. Also when I had to move last year, I paid a couple of them $50 to move all my big stuff, like couches, bookcases & big boxes. They did an outstanding job. Worth the $50 & even the slimy pickups I had to endure. Why is it that the smallest littlest Mexican guys love to pick up on me? I am 5'9" & they are usually 5'2" & I am sure I out weigh them by 50 lbs?
Puzzy, I have already hit it in the past. I really don't remember if it was really good or not, but as long as I still have my porn & pink bunny, I am on a strict "De-Cocks" diet. No hot hot bang bang for me until I get to Europe.
Murph, I know how sensitive guys can get when it comes to sex. I understand that sometimes you need to hold them & tell reassure them that they are indeed handsome & sexy...
Greeks are not cheap. Jews are cheap and they are cheaper to their own. My grandma is rolling in dough and she is the cheapest bitch ever. She once bought a $500 purse right in front of me when I didn't have the money to pay my $250 rent. And she knew it.
You really don't need anything too big, but you need something that vibrates just right. I recomend the Pink Bunny. Perfection...
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